POV: Portland said “oven mode” so I became a human watermelon

Staying cool in this heatwave like…

✅ Sprinkler therapy

✅ Watermelon on repeat

✅ Cucumber water = elite

✅ Anything but pants

Other ways to beat the Portland melt-down:

⛱️ Wear sun protection (hats > heatstroke)

⛱️ Eat hydrating foods (hi again, watermelon)

⛱️ Hit the coast, mountains, or your neighbor’s kiddie pool

⛱️ Go ice-skating indoors (yes it still exists!)

️⛱️ Escape to the art museum (hello, AC + Monet)

⛱️ Binge shows like it’s a sport

⛱️ Nap like your life depends on it (because it might)

‍⛱️ Only exercise in water or the mall (air conditioning is self-care)

How are YOU staying cool?? Drop your best tips below! Let’s help each other not turn into puddles.